Sunday, December 13, 2020

Stabbing Caesar vs. Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a Stew

Your Champion
Stabbing Caesar
(Mean Girls)

VS

Your Challenger
Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a Stew
(Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers)

The Case for Stabbing Caesar (3):
After slowly driving a wedge between Gretchen (Lacey Chabert) and Regina (Rachel McAdams), Gretchen reaches her breaking point after being pointedly told that 'fetch was never going to happen' - leading to an essay/breakdown where she enthusiastically calls for the stabbing of Caesar... followed by a bathroom confession to Cady (Lindsay Lohan) of one of Regina's darkest secrets.

The Case for Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a Stew:
As Frodo (Elijah Wood) and Samwise (Sean Astin) rest at camp, Smeagol (Andy Serkis) returns with some freshly caught meat - and has a strong reaction to Sam's insistence on cooking it.  During their back and forth, Sam wishes for some potatoes to go with it - and birthed an Internet meme while wistfully listing ways to prepare them.

Stabbing Caesar vs. Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a Stew
Stabbing Caesar
Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a Stew

The Score:  Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a Stew 15, Stabbing Caesar 5

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