Sunday, May 31, 2020

Regurgitive Reaction vs. Toxic Love

Your Champion
Regurgitive Reaction
(Knives Out)

VS

Your Challenger
Toxic Love
(Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest)

The Case for Regurgitive Reaction (2):
"I assumed you were speaking figuratively!"

The Case for Toxic Love:
"Oil and grime...poison sludge...."

Regurgitive Reaction vs. Toxic Love
Regurgitive Reaction
Toxic Love
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The Score:  Toxic Love 12, Regurgitive Reaction 10

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Thursday, May 28, 2020

Regurgitive Reaction vs. The Skullcrawler Pit

Your Champion
Regurgitive Reaction
(Knives Out)

VS

Your Challenger
The Skullcrawler Pit
(Kong: Skull Island)

The Case for Regurgitive Reaction (1):
"I assumed you were speaking figuratively!"

The Case for The Skullcrawler Pit:
"Oh shit..."

Regurgitive Reaction vs. The Skullcrawler Pit
Regurgitive Reaction
The Skullcrawler Pit
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The Score:  Regurgitive Reaction 9, The Skullcrawler Pit 7

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Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Bearus Interruptus vs. Regurgitive Reaction

Your Champion
Bearus Interruptus
(Lake Placid)

VS

Your Challenger
Regurgitive Reaction
(Knives Out)

The Case for Bearus Interruptus (1):
"Remember, you promised not to hurt him."
"I lied."
(Inspired by The Dead Meat Podcast)

The Case for Regurgitive Reaction:
"I assumed you were speaking figuratively!"

Bearus Interruptus vs. Regurgitive Reaction
Bearus Interruptus
Regurgitive Reaction
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The Score:  Regurgitive Reaction 7, Bearus Interruptus 5

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Tuesday, May 26, 2020

The Best Speech Ever vs. Bearus Interruptus

Your Champion
The Best Speech Ever
(Team America: World Police)

VS

Your Challenger
Bearus Interruptus
(Lake Placid)

The Case for The Best Speech Ever (2):
Truly moving, I almost wept.

The Case for Bearus Interruptus:
"Remember, you promised not to hurt him."
"I lied."
(Inspired by The Dead Meat Podcast)

The Best Speech Ever vs. Bearus Interruptus
The Best Speech Ever
Bearus Interruptus
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The Score:  Bearus Interruptus 15, The Best Speech Ever 11

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Monday, May 25, 2020

The Best Speech Ever vs. My Husband Makes Movies

Your Champion
The Best Speech Ever
(Team America: World Police)

VS

Your Challenger
My Husband Makes Movies
(Nine)

The Case for The Best Speech Ever (1):
Truly moving, I almost wept.

The Case for My Husband Makes Movies:
"To make them, he lives a kind of dream..."

The Best Speech Ever vs. My Husband Makes Movies
The Best Speech Ever
My Husband Makes Movies
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The Score:  The Best Speech Ever 14, My Husband Makes Movies 8

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Thursday, May 21, 2020

Judge Doom Revealed vs. The Best Speech Ever

Your Champion
Judge Doom Revealed
(Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

VS

Your Challenger
The Best Speech Ever
(Team America: World Police)

The Case for Judge Doom Revealed (6):
"Holy smoke, he's a toon!"

The Case for The Best Speech Ever:
Truly moving, I almost wept.

Judge Doom Revealed vs. The Best Speech Ever
Judge Doom Revealed
The Best Speech Ever
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The Score:  The Best Speech Ever 15, Judge Doom Revealed 12

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Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Judge Doom Revealed vs. Princess Mombi's Collection

Your Champion
Judge Doom Revealed
(Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

VS

Your Challenger
Princess Mombi's Collection
(Return to Oz)

The Case for Judge Doom Revealed (5):
"Holy smoke, he's a toon!"

The Case for Princess Mombi's Collection:
She's a woman of many faces.

Judge Doom Revealed vs. Princess Mombi's Collection
Judge Doom Revealed
Princess Mombi's Collection
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The Score:  Judge Doom Revealed 19, Princess Mombi's Collection 8

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Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Judge Doom Revealed vs. No Dames

Your Champion
Judge Doom Revealed
(Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

VS

Your Challenger
No Dames
(Hail, Caesar!)

The Case for Judge Doom Revealed (4):
"Holy smoke, he's a toon!"

The Case for No Dames:
"The Swingin' Dingy is closed, folks"

Judge Doom Revealed vs. No Dames
Judge Doom Revealed
No Dames
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The Score:  Judge Doom Revealed 12, No Dames 7

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Monday, May 18, 2020

Judge Doom Revealed vs. Fooling Benedick

Your Champion
Judge Doom Revealed
(Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

VS

Your Challenger
Fooling Benedick
(Much Ado About Nothing)

The Case for Judge Doom Revealed (3):
"Holy smoke, he's a toon!"

The Case for Fooling Benedick:
"What was it you told me of today?  That your niece, Beatrice, was in love with Signore Benedick?"
(Submitted by Renée)

Judge Doom Revealed vs. Fooling Benedick
Judge Doom Revealed
Fooling Benedick
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The Score:  Judge Doom Revealed 10, Fooling Benedick 3

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Saturday, May 16, 2020

Judge Doom Revealed vs. Busy Bee

Your Champion
Judge Doom Revealed
(Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

VS

Your Challenger
Busy Bee
(Best in Show)

The Case for Judge Doom Revealed (2):
"Holy smoke, he's a toon!"

The Case for Busy Bee:
"She's not listening to you!  She's freaking out!"
"Well, get the busy bee!"

Judge Doom Revealed vs. Busy Bee
Judge Doom Revealed
Busy Bee
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The Score:  Judge Doom Revealed 12, Busy Bee 10

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Thursday, May 14, 2020

7 Simple Rules for Submitting Scene Suggestions

A handy guide for submitting scenes to be used in future battles!

1)  Give me the movie title, year, and scene
I'm going to have to search for the scene on YouTube, so please don't make this hard by forcing me to guess which movie you are referring to when there are so many remakes out there.

2)  Be clear which scene you mean
If you submit 'Jaws 1975 - Shark Attack' I am not going to know which one you mean.  Be specific!

3)  If you have a clever name for the scene, please include it
Coming up with a title - without repeating myself - is sometimes a challenge, so if you have a clever title in mind, include it!  There's a good chance I will use it to save myself some effort.

4)  Please let me know how you would like to be credited
It can be your name, a username, whatever, just let me know how to credit you when the scene posts.  And preferring not to be credited is an option, just let me know!  In the event you have a Twitch, blog, etc, I can and will hyperlink to it also - so be sure to include that!

5)  Make the scene safe for work
On the off chance someone is using their work device to vote, please don't put them in the awkward position of having a sex scene or explicitly gory scene pop up.  While kills have been featured in the battles before, they weren't especially graphic, so feel free to use the battle history to get an idea of what is allowed.

6)  Please make the case for the scene
There is a whole section dedicated to the reason the scene should win!  While I can and do fill that out when there is no case with the scene submission, I want to hear why you think it deserves to win!

7)  Encourage others to vote
You've gone through all of the work to submit a scene, so you should encourage others to participate!  The more the merrier, and it might even help me get more submissions!

There you go!  I look forward to all submissions!

Retired Scenes

Scenes That Won 7+ Matches and Were Retired:
1) The Legend of the Beast - The Sandlot
(Retired during first run of battles)
Defeated:
Batty Rap (Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest)
Let Them Fight (Godzilla)
New York, New York (On the Town)
Mother Knows Best (Tangled)
A Mother's Love (The Manchurian Candidate)
Minnesota's Oldest Living Lutheran (Drop Dead Gorgeous)
Day-O (Beetlejuice)
I Put a Spell On You (Hocus Pocus)
Not Even a Fly (Psycho)
The Death of Amilyn (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

2) The Black Knight - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Defeated:
Avengers, Assembled (The Avengers)
Swing Away (Signs)
Weather Report (Mean Girls)
The Orca Hunts You (Orca: The Killer Whale)
I Won't Say I'm in Love (Hercules)
Gollum's Fall (Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King)
Defibrillation (The Thing)
Secret Love (Calamity Jane)
The Wrong Rec Room (Tremors)
Proud to Be An American (Drop Dead Gorgeous)

3) Late Night Swim - Jaws

Defeated:
Mrs. Ritter (The Pope of Greenwich Village)
I'm an Actress! (The First Wives Club)
The Heart of the Ocean (Titanic)
They Were Only Slaves (The Prince of Egypt)
Does Your Mother Know (Mamma Mia!)
You Play Ball Like a Girl! (The Sandlot)
Hot Dog Cravings (Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde)

4) Somewhere Over the Rainbow - The Wizard of Oz

Defeated:
The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique (Kill Bill, Vol 2)
The Little People (The Bride of Frankenstein)
From the Inside (The Bay)
La Vie Boheme (Rent)
Honest Subtitles (Annie Hall)
Stopping the Train (Spider-Man 2)
Play Time (The Warriors)

5) My Favorite Things - The Sound of Music
(Suggested by Sedruol - First suggestion to be retired!)

Defeated:
An Uncomfortable Dinner (Hereditary)
The Lady in the Picture (IT: Chapter One)
Shiny (Moana)
Getting Along (Mars Attacks!)
Shiva, the God of Death (Michael Clayton)
Bunny Terror (Night of the Lepus)
Jason, Upgraded (Jason X)

6) Battle of Wits - The Princess Bride

Defeated:
Flames on the Side of My Face (Clue)
Princesses of Destruction (Shrek the Third)
Cerulean (The Devil Wears Prada)
Open the Door (Leon: The Professional)
Spectacular, Spectacular (Moulin Rouge!)
The Wrong Bar (A Bronx Tale)
Code 2319 (Monsters, Inc.)

7) The Sunken Place - Get Out

Defeated:
On the Set of Lancer (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood)
Peaceful Greetings (Mars Attacks!)
Don't Rain on My Parade (Funny Girl)
Define Dancing (WALL-E)
Run and Tell That (Hairspray)
Inner Peace (Kung Fu Panda 2)
Sudden Interrogation (The Manchurian Candidate)

8) Welcome to Jurassic Park - Jurassic Park

Defeated:
Darla (Finding Nemo)
Library Dancing (The Breakfast Club)
I'm Tired (Blazing Saddles)
Not Giving a Damn (Gone With the Wind)
Make 'Em Laugh (Singin' in the Rain)
Bag N' Bash (Prophecy)
The Legend of Hanzo (Kubo and the Two Strings)

9) Gender Assuming - Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
(Suggested by Renée)

Defeated:
Tai's Harshness (Clueless)
The Sacrifice of Bing Bong (Inside Out)
No Cats in America (An American Tail)
Luisa's Manifesto (Y Tu Mama Tambien)
Oh No He Died! (Game Night)
I Want It Now (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
Mustafa's End (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)

10) Exo-Suit Battle - Aliens

Defeated:
I 2 I (A Goofy Movie)
See Don Run (28 Weeks Later)
Choosing Poorly (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
Playing Catch (Field of Dreams)
Refusing to Change (Boy Erased)
Avalanche (Mulan)
Mahjong (Crazy Rich Asians)

11) Fist Bump - Big Hero 6

Defeated:
Time's Up (Independence Day)
Back in the House (Crawl)
Meeting Fantasy (The Pagemaster)
Fugue for Tinhorns (Guys and Dolls)
Jake's First Loss (Raging Bull)
Escaping the Police (Baby Driver)
Projector (IT: Chapter One)

12) Thanksgiving, Addams Style - Addams Family Values

Defeated:
Jetting With Rodan (Godzilla: King of the Monsters)
Hot Flashes (Mrs. Doubtfire)
Benefits to Losing (Megamind)
Dentist! (Little Shop of Horrors)
Yellowstone Erupts (2012)
Map of Texas (Bernie)
I Cain't Say No (Oklahoma!)

13) Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a Stew - Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Defeated:
Stabbing Caesar (Mean Girls)
What? No! (The Happening)
The Evil Frog (Muppets Most Wanted)
Sure Jan (The Brady Bunch Movie)
Particular Skills (Taken)
Get a Hold of Yourself! (Airplane!)
The Nicest Kids in Town (Hairspray)


14) Wrong Lever! - The Emperor's New Groove

Defeated:
Atomic Breath (Shin Godzilla)
Driving Through Zombies (Peninsula)
Introducing Lola Bunny (Space Jam)
Shock and Awe (Hitch)
Scorpion Defeated (Mortal Kombat)
Up to the Roof (Tremors)
It's a Hard Knock Life (Annie)


15) Black Sheep - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
(Suggested by Travis)

Defeated:
A Case of Beer (Almost Famous)
Cemetery Stories (Nebraska)
The Exorcism of Jonah Hill (This Is the End)
Piano Dancing (Big)
White Woman's Instagram (Inside)
Cell Block Tango (Chicago)
Monster Attack! (The Host)


Honorable Mentions (6 wins):  Bi-Furious (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World), Hail to the King (Godzilla: King of the Monsters), Judge Doom Revealed (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)